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Not an AI agency.
We build software
on agency judgment.

50 years running agencies, now building the software that powers them. AI is how we move fast.

Our products

Built here. Running in production.

The same team that ships client work builds our own products.

marginiq.almostalab.io
MarginIQProduct walkthrough
LIVE

MarginIQ

Know your margin before you quote.

Reads your past proposals and rate cards, then prices the next bid.

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PulseProduct walkthrough
IN DEVELOPMENT

Pulse

Test campaigns before you spend.

Runs your campaign past hundreds of AI personas before a real audience does.

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also in the LabALL PRODUCTS →
Obscura
v2.1.0 · open source
Local-first PII redaction for ChatGPT prompts.
Beacon Audit
v3.2 · free tool
60-second scan of how AI search sees your site, free. Two-week fix sprint if you want the lift.
BIDI
v1.2 · agencies + brands
Plan social content on Kanban boards and a calendar, across content pillars.
Unstitch.AI
v0.8 beta · design tool
Splits Midjourney and DALL-E images into editable layered PNGs.
Meridian
planned · preview
Plan multi-city trips by chatting with it.
Audivi
v0.6 beta · MENA TTS
Arabic dialect voice generation engine supporting Lebanese, Saudi, Emirati, and Egyptian.
Marquee
v1.0 · 10 screens free
Affordable digital signage that works anywhere with a screen.
Crawl-Sim
OSS · MIT
See your site the way Googlebot, GPTBot, ClaudeBot, and PerplexityBot do.
PointDev
OSS · dev tool
Developer scratchpad for scripts and snippets.
ImpossibleOS
v0.9.4 · internal infra
The deployment backbone every product ships on.
Client Work

Three ways we build.

We don’t sell hours. Each line has a name, a shape, and a price.

01 / 03

Forge

Custom software, shipped in 12 weeks.

Custom software, built from scratch. About 14 builds a week.

AnthropicOpenRouterNext.js 16Bun
12 weeks · 2 engineers
02 / 03

Masthead

Editorial velocity that compounds, quarter over quarter.

Websites built from scratch, for teams that publish like a newsroom. The site behind a ten-year-old agency: #1 in ChatGPT for its niche.

#1 in ChatGPT search4×100 LighthouseVisual editing, no codePublish faster
6–12 weeks · 1 editor + 1 engineer
03 / 03

Orbit

Co-built, not subcontracted. Equity, not invoice.

We build it with you for a stake. Two or three a year.

Equity stakeProduct workLong holdSelective
2–3 per year · multi-year hold
Proof

Shipped, measured, in production.

Selected work · client builds and our own brands
Almost Impossible Agency· sister brandBirdie MENABirdie LebanonOutpostClub GlobalsHoliday Inn
Joseph “Jobi” Bihag
Joseph “Jobi” Bihag
CO-FOUNDER · CREATIVE DIRECTOR · CEO

30+ years across MENA agencies and creative direction.

Braeden Bihag
Braeden Bihag
CO-FOUNDER · TECHNICAL DIRECTOR · CTO

15 years in software and AI, 10 years inside advertising.

SPEAKING · MWC 2025 + MWC 2026 · getting found by AI search, selling through AI agents →
10
PRODUCTS SHIPPED
12+
CLIENT ENGAGEMENTS
2
VENTURES
GLOBAL
MENA · EMEA · BEYOND
CONTACT · Q3 2026 · 2 FORGE SLOTS

Tell us what you’re trying to ship. Or just say hi.

Forge and Masthead run by sprint slot; everything else is rolling. We respond within 24 hours either way.

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RESPONSE · <24HNDA ON REQUEST
// Frequently asked
How fast can an engagement start?

Send a two-sentence brief; we reply within 24 hours. If a Forge slot is open, kickoff is days away. Current-quarter slots are shown above.

What does a build cost?

Fixed scope, no hourly billing. Most Forge builds land in €40K–€100K, Masthead sites in €15K–€40K, Beacon sprints below that. A 30-minute call gets you a number.

What do we need from you?

A problem worth solving and access to whoever owns it. Architecture, build, and deployment are on us, with production code from week one.

Where does our data live?

We're a Barcelona SL, GDPR-first. Builds deploy to infrastructure you own or we manage on Vercel and Cloudflare. NDA on request.

What happens after launch?

Weeks 11–12 of every Forge build are hardening: performance, security, monitoring, docs. Evolve retainers (€4K–€12K/mo) keep the bench on call after that.